Twelve-year-old Standard Schnauzers are supposed to know they're dogs. Xavier argues differently. Just ask him. Almost everything about this neutered dog says he thinks he's a human. His eyebrows tell one story. He yelps out another. He stands on two legs (with one paw on a piece of furniture for help).

Xavier came to the animal shelter after a divorce in his previous family. He is looking to get back on the horse with another one.

If you'd like to adopt a pet, call or stop by the Animal Shelter across from Public Works off the Sterling Highway. The shelter is open seven days a week, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Call 235-3141 for more information.